America: The Motion Picture -Hot Take

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 America: The Motion Picture (2021 US) George Washington teams up with his historical friends to kick out the British. In my first year in college I took a colonial American History class. It turned out the class was a weeder class meaning it was so ridiculously hard that it weeded out some of the history majors. For some weird reason there are a lot of history majors here in the U.S. Suffice it to say I learned a Shatner ton about Colonial American History. With that said I can assure everyone that this film was not historically accurate. Brought to you by Matt Thompson from Adult Swim. It definitely runs like something from Adult Swim. So don't watch this with kiddos around. Channing Tatum plays George Washington. He does great but I would have gone with Patrick Wharburton. Maybe he wasn't available. Veteran writer David Callaham wrote the script in all of its frat boy ways. But don't worry Callaham and Thompson skews everyone. I can assure you that there is something in it you will be offended by. Rotten Tomatoes has given this a whopping 35% rating. I love to read the reviews sometimes. With most of the 1 star ratings  it started like this "I wasn't offended but...". One guy had his panties in a bunch that Thomas Edison was a Chinese woman,  "It wasn't historically accurate". OMG with everything wrong with this film that's the hill you die on? Yes, because King George had a hover throne and the colonists had AR15s. Most of the jokes were at the expense of 'Merica which seemed to tick off the most people. It's crass and clever but don't watch this around the kiddos. Find it on Netflix. 

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